One Man Mormon Blues Band: Music

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Sisters can touch lives that the Elders just cannot. Do women understand their true powers?

Who’s that knocking at my door
Afternoon about a quarter of four
Oh Baby, it’s a blond and brunette
How luck can one guy get
They want to know if they can come in
Tell me about religion and sin
I said Hot Legs Sister Missionaries
I said Hot Legs sweet confectionary
Hot Legs One of you I’m going to marry
I love you Honey

They said I was a spiritual wreck
But that repentance juts might save my neck
I liked the part on the Holy Ghost
Need inspiration about who I love most
I told I knew the Church was true
How else to explain two angels like you
Hot Legs Sister Missionaries
Hot Legs extraordinary
Hot Legs one of you I’m gonna marry
I love you Honey

Well then the next thing I knew
Sunday afternoon about a quarter of two
Getting ready to be baptized
Got my Bishop standing by my side
Can’t tell you how good I feel
Getting ready to be sealed to them
Hot Legs Sister Missionaries
Hot Legs give me a coronary
Hot Legs one of you I’m going to marry
I love you Honey

Who’s that knocking on my door
Afternoon about a quarter of four
Two guys in a shirt and tie
With news to make a grown man cry
The Sister have both gone home
Left me here all alone
Hot Legs Sister Missionaries
Hot Legs extraordinary
Hot Legs looks like I’ll never marry
I love you Honey