One Man Mormon Blues Band: Music
Primary Blues
(One Man Mormon Blues Band)
September 8, 2005
Gary Loren McCallister
My wife and I team taught the Merry Miss and Blazers years ago. I really dreaded that calling, but it has turned out to be one of my favorite assignments. But Primary can certainly be exciting.
Bishop called said the Lord wants you
The Bishop called said the Lord wants you
Needs another care taker for the Primary Zoo
I said oh no it couldn’t be me
I said oh no don’t let it be me
He just mumbled something about Heaven and eternity
CHORUS
I got the primary blues all over my shoes
I got the wheeze and sneeze clean up to my knees
I got the push and the shove Heaven above
I got the Primary blues
I went down to see those sunbeams shine
I went down to see those sunbeams shine shine shine
One got sick threw up all over my tie
My Mama said always choose the right
My Mama said Mama said always choose the right
Sunday morning the CTR B’s are having a fight
Next I tried the Blazers and the Merry Miss
Next I tried the Blazers and the Merry Miss
I don’t know how I ever got into this.
This sweet little Miss started a Blazer on fire
This sweet little Merry Miss started a Blazer on fire
I think it just may be my funeral pyre